tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9051839680758441352024-03-19T09:11:49.714-04:00Humor FanA blog full of funny jokes,pictures,and more,that will make you laugh and make you have a good relaxed day.Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-2773195496244471642009-10-15T19:03:00.006-04:002009-10-15T19:16:57.174-04:00manager<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGii4X6lY_YGDyChLuY6p5p3zEKZi1SVxccxDW-wD1wz80AK5lXtyBbu3koPzLdlT81IdsfVVz8KuVx9CU2iQWP8ywaIdiGJJzToQwhZBDMt55KN3k9eyd4nYo5IAvg6uYB6bY0LoWBr8/s1600-h/manager.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 289px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392969510030506450" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGii4X6lY_YGDyChLuY6p5p3zEKZi1SVxccxDW-wD1wz80AK5lXtyBbu3koPzLdlT81IdsfVVz8KuVx9CU2iQWP8ywaIdiGJJzToQwhZBDMt55KN3k9eyd4nYo5IAvg6uYB6bY0LoWBr8/s400/manager.jpg" /></a><br /><div>A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."<br /><br />"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.<br /><br />In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.<br /><br />"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."<br /><br />Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-73545816573307206212009-05-29T22:00:00.002-04:002009-05-29T22:02:00.702-04:00Free Fridge<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS7dGc4og_9KgkYtVWRKAdpjpT25zB59Wm2UMc0YkC5ZluJ1EjSgPcJ-fL-YG5ZuXgy0tHVwYcQLU1NRvucqoYFC8Mw23NvS4EtJwUcf6sg3zuxBYqmEW2nN8O4Z3hTjSWFvFxMzeQCFc/s1600-h/Free+Fridge.7.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 223px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 216px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341431331858807362" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS7dGc4og_9KgkYtVWRKAdpjpT25zB59Wm2UMc0YkC5ZluJ1EjSgPcJ-fL-YG5ZuXgy0tHVwYcQLU1NRvucqoYFC8Mw23NvS4EtJwUcf6sg3zuxBYqmEW2nN8O4Z3hTjSWFvFxMzeQCFc/s400/Free+Fridge.7.jpg" /></a><br /><div>Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:<br /></div><br /><div>“Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”<br />For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.<br /></div><br /><div>It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:<br /></div><br /><div>“Fridge for sale $50.”<br /></div><br /><div>The next day someone stole it!</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-90063826943534168412009-05-22T19:57:00.001-04:002009-05-22T20:00:14.008-04:00Talking Muffins<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh0eTof1Isg8e4PaZK2zVyGmOlz8ImAPqXV2ekCQHlXWttZ5vZdHLxqzeujmcJF3KYvkF0Pzy_f4NQ0ByvR4AcSWc1z72EnmADj72wPR-hTf4n8axtaCfnNfn6ArYC5X62SYWjbjIDXJ8/s1600-h/Talking+muffins.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 266px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 237px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338802365785041218" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh0eTof1Isg8e4PaZK2zVyGmOlz8ImAPqXV2ekCQHlXWttZ5vZdHLxqzeujmcJF3KYvkF0Pzy_f4NQ0ByvR4AcSWc1z72EnmADj72wPR-hTf4n8axtaCfnNfn6ArYC5X62SYWjbjIDXJ8/s400/Talking+muffins.jpg" /></a><br /><div>So there were two muffins in the oven. The first one said, "Man its hot in here," the other one said, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN."</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-86832896156576311242009-05-22T19:51:00.003-04:002009-05-25T15:07:02.175-04:00The Crappy car<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUkrgjob3DkPRJK8FBHKjWFgOazavQ_pXypmFsMnb-82M7aQK39VuuhAhu6ihB_wld3RAwhCVf7BrohbLGFXARK9HdREz9dI8AAhS1HzGuIF64Zg_is4lOqM9zOql979pr3ox9EdNyXo/s1600-h/The+Crappy+Car.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 226px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 197px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338801312490227538" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUkrgjob3DkPRJK8FBHKjWFgOazavQ_pXypmFsMnb-82M7aQK39VuuhAhu6ihB_wld3RAwhCVf7BrohbLGFXARK9HdREz9dI8AAhS1HzGuIF64Zg_is4lOqM9zOql979pr3ox9EdNyXo/s400/The+Crappy+Car.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXOSZfcXUR3VE34kE-pbnNatH9it0CBCbWIcrzHYBd2Yf169rjsyu_CZiXgEXbjDwesKyHCkDfez-y1UxsdSmKlmmjL1m09bRRvvYUAm3LFH5Oxo-g23LBcmQyNv_4LZ8gUraIS51dEPY/s1600-h/The+Crappy+Car.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div>A man walking around a car lot looking for a car,he finds one he likes,so he bent over to fell the carpet of the car,but as soon as he bends over he lets out a big fart. Embarrassed he look around to see if anyone heard the fart,and sure enough a sales person is standing right behind him embarrassed he quickly asks how much the car is. The sales person says if you farted just toching the car your 'gonna crap your pants when you hear how much the car is.</div></div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-30520241075067016902009-05-16T22:50:00.004-04:002009-05-16T23:22:15.564-04:00Plane flight<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVcQIaqAlwW8vq-WLytTClbR21QSwUapdE8DarV3TjlS4LsFF9ljjXVCoXM9T9UYNJ1d-tJvmys2Isysz2-xtCtakNPqYN4Y2JrflK5UYj0OgB2dBD3UV2LKzKmnOqzhP1anUci5C2gyg/s1600-h/Plane+Flight.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 211px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 183px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336620423499838658" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVcQIaqAlwW8vq-WLytTClbR21QSwUapdE8DarV3TjlS4LsFF9ljjXVCoXM9T9UYNJ1d-tJvmys2Isysz2-xtCtakNPqYN4Y2JrflK5UYj0OgB2dBD3UV2LKzKmnOqzhP1anUci5C2gyg/s400/Plane+Flight.jpg" /></a><br /><div>Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world.<br /><br />Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I could drop a $10,000 bill out the window and make one person very happy."<br /></div><br /><div>And Hilary replied, "Yes, but I could drop 10 $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."<br /></div><br /><div>Then Al Gore said, "Well I could drop 100 $100 bills out the window and make 100 people very happy."<br /></div><br /><div>And Tipper responds, "I could drop all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-78636525287533366512009-05-16T22:38:00.002-04:002009-05-16T22:42:03.993-04:00Oh Ted!!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-i08hmDLF5JFiDlgqIvrMrZ48hGD-GXngWPfTic4LPDNtpChkK-0NOHYE3aKLV1bVlkmjIBPZE01BU36eXZoZrmG43ygFi3L9l6oCDIJHwQBbDwdZFfnLCX5ft_Tg2n6P9RSh_XkD4fg/s1600-h/Oh+ted.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 160px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 159px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336617248327434194" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-i08hmDLF5JFiDlgqIvrMrZ48hGD-GXngWPfTic4LPDNtpChkK-0NOHYE3aKLV1bVlkmjIBPZE01BU36eXZoZrmG43ygFi3L9l6oCDIJHwQBbDwdZFfnLCX5ft_Tg2n6P9RSh_XkD4fg/s400/Oh+ted.jpg" /></a><br /><div>After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.<br /></div><div></div><div>Kennedy opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.<br /></div><div>Kennedy was baffled, so he E-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help.<br /></div><div>Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with this reply: "Tell Kennedy he is holding the message upside down."</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-905183968075844135.post-20596800349410222412009-05-16T22:19:00.002-04:002009-05-16T22:24:34.856-04:00Traffic Camera<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj39Y-lNX1zICV2fu7gnUhlK8JJYxIYsLCdsUA1OUN5HiDWp2EcRC8ETnTHCMeL9u8j-bfWvDWmppQ9a86cVPF2YXDdvZ4N4duva-QFl3Ow-bPNUh5MqakUQ9G-j5rpvSUkQVCTUycV-9E/s1600-h/traffic+camera.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 219px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 158px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336612257692869586" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj39Y-lNX1zICV2fu7gnUhlK8JJYxIYsLCdsUA1OUN5HiDWp2EcRC8ETnTHCMeL9u8j-bfWvDWmppQ9a86cVPF2YXDdvZ4N4duva-QFl3Ow-bPNUh5MqakUQ9G-j5rpvSUkQVCTUycV-9E/s400/traffic+camera.jpg" /></a><br /><div>TRAFFIC CAMERA<br /></div><br /><div>A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.<br /></div><br /><div>Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.</div>Vrajesh Patelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13542794577375512719noreply@blogger.com0